06 August 2012

Well, folks, it’s happened at last.

The Seven Minutes of Terror are over and done with, and mission success has been assured. The fine-tuned automated implementation went off without a hitch against highly unfavourable odds, in spite of expert naysayers predicting catastrophic failure. Now, we shall reap the rewards of patience and careful planning, and humanity as a whole will be advanced by this achievement. Many congratulations to the great nation of France on implementing the 0.2% Financial Transactions Tax! Hourra! Allons-y!

Oh, right! And I believe some rover landed on Mars last night.

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